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January 12, 2005

i'm feelin' lucky!

things seem to going in my favor lately...which is rare and appreciated.

the other morning when i walked dog, i found $1 on the sidewalk.  i looked around to make sure it couldn't possibly belong to anyone else who may have dropped it.

this morning as i was looking for some pictures to send to sonal, i found a stack of mail that included a christmas card.  i opened it and became $100 richer.  perfect timing because i needed the $ for lsat reg. and the deadline is today (unless you want to pay a $56 late reg. fee).

to top it off, at lsat class i was one of the few students who hadn't registered for the feb. 05 test (yes, this is good...continue reading).  they told me that there weren't any more seats at santa clara county test centers.  i would have to drive to s.f. or santa cruz at like 7 am!  i began registering and had a seat at usf but it expired because i waited more than an hour to check out.  i did another test center search and santa clara was miraculously available.  that just made my day!  so i have a seat there for feb. 05 exam.  i'm excited despit my 7 pt. drop in diagnostic exam #2.  almost everybody went down this time.  i can only wish for improvements.

today during lunch i left my $20 bill on the deli counter so when i went to pay i only had $1s.  i went back to the counter and it was still there.  thank goodness for honest people.

despite lsat score dive, things are going good!  i played the lotto today- 3 tickets.  i don't normally play but i'm feelin' lucky!  i actually chose a set of numbers and bought 2 quick picks.  wish me and dog some winnings!

i have some funny things to post here so i can read them won a day when i'm not so happy (wild guess but this may be read again on 2/13)...

in response to my oscar party evite anthony responded, "i will bring my tiled carpet from my mansion to your mansion."  the irony of this was enough to make me laugh out loud for 15 minutes at work.  mainly it's humor comes from the fact that his carpet looks like disco linoleum and that our places are seriously 4'X5'.

and debbie sent me some spam mail that made me laugh and think of some interesting moments:

New FDA Alcohol Consumption Warnings

 

ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION ALERT

 

Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor

manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following

warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol 
containers:

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the

hell happened to your bra.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are

whispering when you are NOT.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a

retard.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends

over and over and OVER again that you love them.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can SING.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your

ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the

morning.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically

converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical

Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the

morning and see something really scary lying next to you.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable

rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are

tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people -- and may

prompt you to loudly tell them that.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are

invisible or (worse) bulletproof.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are

laughing WITH you.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the

time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally

disappear.

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

 

WARNING: the consuption of alcohool mayy Mack you tink you can tipe real

gode.

 

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