number two

who pooped in ralph's toilet on 2/16/05 and didn't flush? 

yuck, i'm being gross but we need to get the mystery van crew on the case a.s.a.p.- dog can do a good double as scooby (because she usually acts like a boy dog anyways), i'll be velma (because that's my grandma's name) and ralph can be shaggy (simply because he's not blonde so he shouldn't be the blonde guy, also i prefer dark hair). 

i was worried that his "escort" neighbor is on to us intentionally making her clients feel uncomfortable as they enter her "chamber"...so she must have some how snuck into his apartment (unconveniently located on the second floor) and dropped a number 2 without flushing.  why?  as a warning or something, for us not to mess with her or her pimp.  hmm.

we're going to get to the bottom of this!  he can't just have a mystery guest using his bathroom when he's not home, not flushing!  if the mystery guest is reading (escort lady next door!), please flush.

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[Amanda]

It could have been backed up from the pipes... yuck.