superficial

i really cannot stop laughing at my weekly update from thesuperficial.com.  it's quite funny cause this guy hates everbody and if he doesn't, he totally lusts after them.  why am i reading this?!  i was just reading a clip on the latest hollywood pregnancy announcement and he wrote that he wants to punch kevin federline in the face.  i laughed so loud for ten minutes that i'm surprised i didn't just get fired!

anyways, it was so funny to me because when i first started dating ralph i had an elaborate list of rules posted on my refrigerator called "dog's laws" for when people were dogsitting.  it outlined every inch of her life and what to do, and it outlined every possible thing that could go wrong and what to do in those "1 in a million" situations.  ralph read the line: "when her stomach gets upset feed her cottage cheese and soft white rice" as "when her stomach gets upset punch her in the face." now, i don't condone any sort of abuse (neither does ralph) of dogs or of anything for that matter (not even the walls), but i found this so funny that i nearly pissed my pants when i heard him say that, and just thinking about it sends me into laughing paralysis, nearly 2 years later!  it's remembering things like this that used to always get me kicked out of class when i was in h.s.  oh, the good ol' days!  and ralph's definitely a keeper for leaving me with something that could make me laugh my way through anything!

anyways, the laughing is killing me (oh wow, and giving me a great ab workout!) and i really should head home to rest for having half of my face sloughed off later this evening!  wish me luck under that machine that blasts super fine crystals on my face as it vacumms up layers of dead skin!  is there anybody who knows how to have more fun on a wednesday night than me?

probably not!  not even close!

and yes, i know, i'm weird sometimes.