who is kevin federline?

two words: johnny appleseed.  but at least johnny appleseed was useful!

this morning when i was leaving to work, ralph told me in his half-asleep state that britney spears is pregnant.  no shocker here!  how many kids will this be for federline now?  3, 4, 5?  my point is, i think his goal is to plant his seed in as many women as possible, across the nation to start a new cult or something shady.

i heard they're going to have their own reality show on upn which already has failure written all over it simply because it is on upn.  how do they not know this?!  maybe they do know but britney doesn't care; she just wants him to stop asking for an allowance already.  this series is guaranteed to be as toxic as her music!  you can bet i'll be watching! ;)