tips of the day

1. do not wear bronzer as blush unless you want to look crazy! 

that's exactly what i did this morning and thank god i took a look in the mirror before i walked into work. 

2. do not think one in-n-out cheeseburger and water qualifies as dinner (especially when it is eaten at 7 pm).

i found myself unable to sleep due to hunger so i chowed down a bowl of all bran at midnight. 

3. drink lots of water when you ingest lots of protein.

i just drank my protein shake and i'm as thirsty as a camel (could also be residual side effexts of the in-n-out burger- they are salty little suckers!).  actually, do calems get thirsty?  afterall, they do have that big bump on their back for water storage, right?

4. don't believe everything you hear (duh!).

i was listening to the am "dish of the day" on the way into work and it said shaq wants to be a(n) (undercover- right like you wouldn't recognize shaq?!)  cop (and is doing so in his "off time"- well not the undercover bit), britney spears wants to be a csi, and david lee roth is working as an emt (yikes, thus ends my calls to 9-1-1!).  wtf?!  what kind of world would that be like?  probably not one i'd like to be a part of!