valentine's day ideas

in case you've run out of ideas of ways to spend time with your valentine next tuesday, just ask me and ralph.  we are full of many great ideas.  while in rite aid getting my prescription, we passed the dental aisle (stocked with toothpaste, toothbrushes, floss, etc.) and decided it would be loads of fun to buy a dental hygeine kit (you know the tartar scraping pick and the stick with the mirror on the end?) and give each other a dental cleaning for valentine's day.  boy, do we know how to say "i love you" or what?