i am inspector gadget

recently i have been thinking about my wardrobe and realized that the bottoms consist of 2 essentials: black pants and jeans. there are two pairs of brown pants in the mix but one pair is too short and the other is too long. and frankly, i'm too lazy to go to the tailor. and the gray ones...those must've been sucked into the black hole because i haven't seen those since i worked at wilson.

how does this relate to me being inspector gadget? oh, well i think he had a closet full of all the same clothes which is like me. for tops, i love black cardigans and printless long-sleeve scoop necks. ugh, work clothing can be so formulaic (sp?).

i wondered if people at my job think i wear the same pants every day. if they looked and the seems/hems, they would notice the subtleties of my black pants. but who really does this aside from me?!

anyways, in a meeting i went to this morning, i felt relief when the girl next to me said she only has black pants. ah...my cloting soul mate! with warm weather on the way, i'm thinking two things:

1.) get brown pants hemed in time for fall and winter

2.) get various black pants hemmed differently as to make capris and bermuda shorts...hmm, do bermuda shorts work on a person of my height?